A local authority shall not: .....
a) intentionally promote homosexuality or publish material with the intention
of promoting homosexuality;
b) promote the teaching in any maintained school of the acceptability of homosexuality
as a pretended family relationship.

Some sexual education
"I'm grateful to Mrs Thatcher I don't have to talk about perverts."
"They pick up people in toilets."
"There's a strange group of people who like the same sex."
"If you want to know about poofs ask Michael at the back of the class."